The original "Kirby's Spectacular Offering of Marvelous Stuff!" is now available! Excites & delights! Cleans & deodorizes! Satisfies the hungry! For all the beneficial effects examine your options and choose the remedy that suits your needs.

~ $10 ~
Digital Download

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree" - The best album of the millennium.

~ $15 ~
The Elm Tree CD

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• Physical CD. This will be hand mailed from a post office directly to you!

~ $25 ~
Autographed CD and Photo

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed. I will write my name on it and write something about you, me, or both.
• Autographed Pic of Kirby. I learned that "Pic" is short for "picture." I would sign "pics" of someone more famous, but I could go to jail for forgery.

~ $80 ~
Awesome T-shirt by Kirby
and Phone Call

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• Autographed Pic of Kirby
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt designed and hand-made by Kirby. I guarantee your shirt will be the only one of its kind. I've got a lot of great ideas!
• "Thank You" phone call from Kirby. We can talk or not talk about anything! It's your 5 minutes ask me whatever you like!

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~ $150 ~
Sheet Music and Phone Call

Limited Edition of 25

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• "Thank You" phone call from Kirby.
• Signed sheet music/guitar tab of one of Kirby's songs - you pick. I know: It's a lot of work for me, but you're worth it!

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Name your song

~ $400 ~
Dinner with Kirby

Limited Edition of 12

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• One of Kirby's ties right from his closet. I'll even autograph it. I have searched across the country for awesome ties to wear for my concerts. Now you can pretend to be me and do a concert of your own!
• Dinner with Kirby! You and a guest will have a delicious dinner with me at one of my favorite restaurants. Salt Lake Area: Z Tejas; Provo Area: Chilis; Los Angeles Area: Cheesecake Factory. You can even get a sensible dessert if you like!

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~ $500 ~
Your Very Own Song
Written and Performed by Kirby

Limited Edition of 25

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• "Thank You" phone call from Kirby.
• Kirby will write a song for/about you and post it on youtube. Warning: My songs are awesome. You can tell your friends that I wrote it for you because we're BEST friends and we go way back, not because you paid for it.

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~ $700 ~
6 Hour Personal Disneyland Tour

Limited Edition of 6

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• One of Kirby's personal ties right from his closet
• Meet Kirby inside Disneyland for a 6-hour personal tour. I attend the park so frequently the park cast members greet me with a smile and a "Hello! Welcome to Disneyland" Plus I'll buy lunch for two-- me and you, at the Disney Restaurant, Plaza Inn. It's great buffeteria dining! Besides the delicious corn dogs at California Adventure, the Plaza Inn has the best food in the park.

  Or if you are more into thrills and action:

• Meet Kirby inside Six Flags Magic Mountain for a 6-hour personal tour. I'll make us a lunch to sneak into the park. By going with my kids so often I've learned that a PB&J fits perfectly in my cargo pants pocket. And I've got FOUR cargo pants pockets! Eat up!
  *See note below.

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Disneyland or Magic Mountain

~ $2000 ~
Private Concert

Limited Edition of 3

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• One of Kirby's personal ties right from his closet
• Kirby will come to your house and perform a one-hour private concert for you and 5 of your closest friends and/or family on a Saturday afternoon. By the end of it, we'll be as close as family. Only we won't fight as much. (Continental US only)

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~ $5000 ~
In the Movies!

Limited Edition of 1

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• You and Kirby make a short film together. With a REAL camera that records! We'll say things! We'll do things! And it will go down in history as the greatest short film ever! (Continental US only) **See note below.

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~ $10,000 ~
Your Personal Handyman, Cook and Entertainer

Limited Edition of 1

• Digital Download of "The Elm Tree"
• CD - Personalized/Autographed
• One-of-a-kind Limited Edition T-shirt
• Kirby will clean your house and yard, treat you to a private guitar lesson, style & trim your hair, sculpt an impressionistic bust of you out of play-doh, fix you a delicious crock-pot dinner, and finish off the evening with a private concert. I'm really good at cleaning bathrooms. In fact, your toilet will be so clean, we could probably eat dinner off of it. But we won't. We probably wouldn't all fit around it.

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Notes:

* Disneyland/Magic Mountain: Participants will pay their own entrance to the park. Kirby will pay for one lunch.

** Short Film: One day prep. Two day shoot. Length of short: 12 minutes max. Kirby will help write/direct. Professionally edited. If you don't have crew, Kirby will provide: sound, cameraman, and production assistant. DVD copy provided.